My Favorite Russell Howard Jokes Part 2/4

My Favorite Russell Howard Jokes Part 2/4
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_NtbnY8_e4
Part 1 https://youtu.be/-LwO1JWyTe0
Russell Howard is one of my favorite Stand up Comedian so I thought of sharing some of his best jokes with everyone!
They say laughter is the best medicine, so, I hope this can heal someone! ­čśë
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I only own the DvD’s I just wanted to share a good laugh , Hope you enjoy the Vids! =]
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75 thoughts on “My Favorite Russell Howard Jokes Part 2/4

  1. As many has requested .. I re-uploaded part 1 ;D Sorry for the quality of the video though, this is all I have after the old one was deleted :( Enjoy! ­čśÇ
    My Favorite Russell Howard Jokes Part 1/4
    https://youtu.be/-LwO1JWyTe0´╗┐

  2. I don't know why but I lost it at 'we'll have him later like a lozenge' made me lose my shit´╗┐

  3. When he made the Midsummer nights dream reference I imagined my friend Jess who's playing Puck in our version at school and she is so innocent XD´╗┐

  4. I lost my shit at "better make sure I have a snack Incase I fall asleep half way though"´╗┐

  5. They say laughter is the best medicine, I hope this video can heal someone! ;)´╗┐

  6. Teacher: six is to three and twelve is to six as ten is to what number?
    Student: three.
    Teacher: the answer is actually five.
    Student: you are wrong, because the word "six" has three letters, and the word "twelve" has six letters, but the word "ten" does not have five letters.
    Teacher: you were supposed to halve the numbers, but I like your thinking.

    Teacher: a man walks into a room and sees two gorillas and three monkeys. How many primates are in the room?
    Student: six.
    Teacher: actually, the answer is five, because two plus three is five.
    Student: and five plus one is six.
    Teacher: where did you get the 1 from?
    Student: the man is a primate too.
    Teacher: my answer key still says five, but I like your thinking.´╗┐

  7. Actually, there is one bird left: the one who got shot. Dead birds can't fly.´╗┐

  8. What are the 70 things to make a man happy?ans: 1 is alcohol the rest is 69!´╗┐

  9. A girl calls for a guy that is good at stuff ┬áa guy ring the door bell ┬áand sad hi I am venom form spider man i got blow up on spiderman 3 so i got no arms so i cant hit and no lags so i cant run away the girl says what makes you so good in bed then venom says i ring the door bell diden I ( VENOM FROME SPIDERMAN 3 GOTS A LONG TUNG)´╗┐

  10. one day the teacher said you can come in unless your innapropriate. so the first boy said hi im jack i hurt my back patince i lack.ok you can come. next boy said hi im joe i have a boe ┬áis your name flo? ok you can come. next boy said hi im rick and she slammed the door.´╗┐

  11. i got one! mary came to school with a cat crying. the teacher said why do you have a cat? mary said dad said that when the kids leave hes goona eat the pussy! i got another one! whats long hard and has cum in it? a cucumber, pervert!´╗┐

  12. one of *the* funniest little johnny jokes ever. eli really missed the delivery :/´╗┐

  13. actually the answer to the math problem is 0 because the birds would fly away if she wanted the answer 4 she should've asked "how many birds are left ALIVE"´╗┐

  14. What's the difference between a hobo and a homo? A hobo doesn't have any friends, a homo has friends up the ass.´╗┐

  15. head and shoulders joke does not really work with Diana ……….Lord mountbatten´╗┐

  16. What do you do after you eat a vegetable? Put her back in her wheelchair.´╗┐

  17. The African-American singing trio Hues Corporation wrote "Rock the Boat" in the 1970's. Three millennia earlier, they would've needed to put those lyrics to good use and capsize that boat.´╗┐

  18. meh..you need the correct delivery for dark jokes otherwise they dont work´╗┐

  19. What's hitlers favourite toy

    Easy bake oven

    What did he bake?

    Jews´╗┐

  20. Hay here's a joke when's the last time you saw the twins they were falling down.(don't take this to seriously)´╗┐

  21. How do you roast a Jew you ask hitler. What happend when an Arab played a flying simulator he crashed. I was gonna make a joke about gay people but they already are jokes.´╗┐

  22. My first high-school football match was like my first time having sex: I was left sore and bloody afterwards, but at least my dad came´╗┐

  23. Two hats were sitting on a hat rack. One said to the other "you stay here. I'll go on a head!".

    There was a fire at the circus. It was in tents.
    That's not in tents. Camping is in tents.´╗┐

  24. How do you know if an elephant is in your fridge?
    Footprints in the butter.
    How many elephants fit in a Mini?
    Two in the front, two in the back.
    How many giraffes fit in a Mini?
    None, it is full of elephants.
    How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
    There are two sets of footprints in the butter.
    How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
    The door won't close.
    How can you tell if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
    There's an empty Mini outside.

    How can you get two whales in a car?
    Drive to the aquarium.

    Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
    To hide in cherry trees.´╗┐

  25. What do you call a tour with alligators?

    Alligatour´╗┐

  26. What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza? Only one can feed a family of four´╗┐

  27. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 8 9?

    No. 7 is a registered sex offender, and that's nothing to joke about kids…´╗┐

  28. If you're watching old vlogbrothers videos in order from past to present, you just saw Willy falling off a couch immediately followed by Hank falling off his chair. It's those kinds of things that make watching all these (again) worth it.´╗┐

  29. The bartender says,
    "We don't serve time travelers here."
    A time traveler walks into a bar.´╗┐

  30. the psychiatrist joke made me think of Bojack Horseman and that made me sad´╗┐

  31. "There's 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

    And those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.´╗┐

  32. "How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? …..fish….."
    Wait, what?´╗┐

  33. So a man walks into a vets office and says "I brought a stool sample" the doctor replies "Mind if I sit on it?"´╗┐

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